
I Love Retro-Cafe.com
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Bitch, pipe down.
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All work and no pay makes a housewife
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 Lost Husband and Pit Bull. Reward!
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 Lost Wife and Pit Bull. Reward!
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 My Pit Bull is smarter than your honor student
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 My Jack Russell is smarter...
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 Lost Wife and Jack Russell. Reward!
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 Lost Husband and Jack Russell. Reward!
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I Love My Jack Russell
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Happiness is being owned by a Jack Russell
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Piano Keys/Keyboard
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Roads? We don't need roads!
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The way you drive facebook like button
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Mom's Taxi
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Don't make me open this (can of whoop ass)
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 My car doesn't leak oil. It's just marking...
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 My truck doesn't leak oil. It's just marking...
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Girls kick ass!
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So many pedestrians. So little time...
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Why can't we all just get along?
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If the van's a rockin' Don't come a knockin'
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Grass, Gas or Ass! Nobody rides for free!
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The Ass Family.
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 I still miss my ex...but my aim is improving
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Happiness is being owned by a Beagle
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Happiness is being owned by a Pomeranian
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 My Beagle is smarter...
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 Lost Husband and Beagle. Reward for Beagle!
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 Lost Wife and Beagle. Reward for Beagle!
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Faith It Till You Make It
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I'm not loafing. I work so fast...
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Watch out for the idiot behind me
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 Lost Husband and Silver Lab. Reward!
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I Love My Pomeranian
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I Love My Beagle
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 My Pomeranian is smarter...
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 Lost Wife and Pomeranian. Reward!
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 Lost Husband and Pomeranian. Reward!
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 My silver Lab is smarter...
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 Lost Wife and German Shepherd. Reward!
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 My Boxer is smarter...
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Sarcasm. Just another service I offer #1.
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Sarcasm. Just another service I offer #2.
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I love my Pug #2.
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 Lost Wife and Yorkie. Reward for Yorkie!
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 Lost Husband and Yorkie. Reward for Yorkie
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 Lost Husband and German Shepherd. Reward!
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 Lost Wife and Golden Retriever. Reward!
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 Lost Husband and Golden Retriever. Reward!
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 Lost Husband and Siberian Husky. Reward!
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 Lost Wife & Rottweiler. Reward 4 Rottweiler
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 Lost Husband & Rottweiler. Reward!
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 Lost Wife and Siberian Husky. Reward!
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 Lost Husband & Shih Tzu. Reward 4 Shih Tzu!
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 Lost Husband & Labrador Retriever. Reward!
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 Lost Husband and Pug. Reward for Pug!
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 Lost Husband/Chihuahua. Reward 4 Chihuahua
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 My Labrador Retriever Is Smarter
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 My Shih Tzu Is Smarter
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Happiness is /owned/ Labrador Retriever #2
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I Love My Labrador Retriever#2
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I Love My Labrador Retriever
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Happiness is being owned/ Labrador Retriever
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Happiness is being owned/a Golden Retriever
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I Love My Golden Retriever
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Friends Don't Let Friends/Ugly Women.
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Friends Don't Let Friends/Ugly Men.
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Change happens at the speed of thought.
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I Love My Boxer
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Happiness is being owned by a Dachshund #1
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Happiness is being owned by a Dachshund #2
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Happiness is being owned by a Boxer
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Happiness is being owned by a Pug #2
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I Love My Dachshund #2
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I Love My Dachshund #1
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Happiness is being owned by a Chihuahua
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Happiness is being owned / Doberman Pinscher
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Happiness is being owned / German Shepherd
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Happiness is being owned by a Rottweiler
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Happiness is being owned by a Yorkie
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Happiness is being owned by a Pug
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Happiness is being owned by a Husky
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I HATE Bumper Stickers!
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I BUY LOCAL.
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Have a nice day.
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Back by popular demand.
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WARNING, I have an attitude ...
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Mean People SUCK!
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I'm sorry, you must have me confused...
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Let's Go Back To MYSPACE...
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I Love My Chihuahua.
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I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot.
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It's a VAN thing. You wouldn't understand #1
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BACK OFF!
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I Beat Up Four Hippies And All I Got...
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My pug is smarter than your honor student.
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Save Ferris
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Chihuahua is smarter than honor student.
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My husky is smarter than your honor student.
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Shaggin' Wagon.
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I just LOVE spending daddy's money!
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I Love My Yorkie #1
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I Love My Yorkie #2
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I Love My German Shepherd.
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My German Shepherd is smarter than...
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My Doberman Pinscher is smarter than...
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I Love My Doberman Pinscher.
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I Love My Rottweiler
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My Rottweiler is smarter than...
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I Love My Tarantula
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I Love My Corn Snake
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I Love My Kingsnake
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I Love My Ball Python
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If money is the root of all evil...
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I love my Siberian Husky
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I love my Pug
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Have van will travel.
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Parrot head on board.
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Proud to be a parrot head.
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In a small town there ain't much to see.
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Yes this is my truck. No I won't help...
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The more people I meet the more I like my cat.
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The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
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Some people play hard to get...
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Quit Your Bitchin.
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Keep on vannin'
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I understand the concept of cooking...
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Well behaved women seldom make history.
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I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you!
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Not whether you win or lose...
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I'm only speeding to go pee.
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I Love My Siberian Husky
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I Love My Chihuahua
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I Love My Pug
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I Love My Pug #2
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Siberian Husky Pup in the snow.
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Siberian Husky in the snow.
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The Ass Family.
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Boxer sleeping & wearing shades.
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Pug chilling in a recliner chair.
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Established 25 December 2005
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